Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Circle of Jazz

In twenty-five years of watching the Utah Jazz, few moments have matched the thrill of seeing Sundiata Gaines hit a walk-off three-pointer over King James and his subjects on tail end of his temp contract.  It's hard to say where the moment will rank on the all-time list, or even if Yada will still be with the team by the end of the season, but as I stood high in the upper bowl with my dad last Thursday, I knew I had witnessed something special.  As of right now, here are my top ten favorite Jazz moments, arranged chronologically:

1986: The McMailman

I will never forget the first time I met Karl Malone.  It was during his rookie year at the Highway 89 McDonald's in Bountiful.  Karl had been sent out there to sign autographs, and we found him sitting by himself in the corner of the old outdoor Playland, waiting behind a folding table with a stack of glossy black and white photographs.  There wasn't a publicity rep or a press agent to be found, just a skinny early version of the Mailman with nothing to do but write "To ____, Karl 'The Mailman' Malone, #32, Utah Jazz" over and over on as many photos as you wanted.  It is the memory of Karl I remember the fondest.

1988: Coming of Age

I'd been watching Jazz games off and on for a few years by the time we squared off with the Lakers in the second round of the '87-'88 playoffs, but it was only after that series that I officially became a Jazz fan.  It was a classic David vs. Goliath match, and even coach Frank Layden was famously candid about his lack of faith in his team's chances.  That's part of what made it so sweet when the stubborn Jazz dragged the series out to a full seven games before finally giving up the ghost.  As much as I loved the slow TV pan of the dejected Laker bench during the closing minutes of a Jazz blowout win in Game Six, my favorite memory of the series was packing into the back of a Chevy van with fifteen other guys, crowding around a fuzzy 15-inch television watching the live broadcast of an earlier win during our ward's Fathers and Sons outing in Camp Zarahemla.

1989: The Comeback

Like most people last Thursday, I pretty much figured the game was over once the Jazz trailed by six with just over 30 seconds to play.  But I couldn't quite bring myself to leave, because twenty years earlier my dad and I had been in a similar position at the Salt Palace.  Back then the Jazz had also fallen into a hole late in a heated contest against a superstar-led squad: Michael Jordan and his pre-title Bulls.  With forty seconds to play, the Jazz trailed by eight, and during a time-out the silence of the stunned crowd was broken by a single fan who called out, "you blew it, Jazz!"  Forty seconds later, John Stockton hit a driving layup over His Airness for the win.

1991: Coach Rudd

During the two summers following my eighth and ninth grade years, I attended Karl Malone's official basketball camp up at Bountiful High School.  For a one-week period, you were teamed up with a dozen other kids your age and run through a series of drills and scrimmages, enjoying a number of guest speakers and even a camp-wide Slam Dunk Contest along the way.  Each "team" was assigned a coach, usually someone connected to one of the local universities or some other basketball-related organization.  The summer after my ninth grade year, though, I drew Jazz backup point guard Delaney Rudd.  Rudd only spent a few seasons in the league, but it was great to spend time with someone who was talented enough to play pro ball, yet humble enough to know how fortunate he was.  One afternoon he told us all the story of when he got the call to play for the Jazz, how he was so thrilled he did a back flip on his hotel bed.  He's been one of my favorite players ever since.

1992: Triple Overtime

One of the perks of playing in the Junior Jazz basketball league was getting a complimentary ticket to a Jazz game.  For the previous three years, while attending Centerville Junior High, I drew tickets to predictable bottom-feeder contests against expansion teams like Miami and Charlotte.  But during my first year at Viewmont High, after switching over to the Bountiful league, I nabbed a ticket to this epic clash between the Jazz and the Bulls.  Michael Jordan and his buddies were coming off their first title, and it would be another five years before the Jazz would face him in the '97 Finals, but this game offered a glimpse of the battles that were to come.

1998: Utah's Pastime

In the spring of 1998 my mom got a couple of luxury suite tickets to see (insert current name of Salt Lake minor league baseball team here) play a game at (insert current name of ballpark on 13th South here).  Since she wasn't a big baseball fan, she gave me the tickets, and I went to the game with a buddy of mine.  A couple of innings into the baseball game, the Jazz started Game 5 of their first round series with Houston, and we went inside the suite and started watching the basketball game on the TV.  About two-and-a-half hours later, during a late timeout in the Jazz game, we stepped outside to see what was going on in the ballpark.  The entire place was empty save for the row of luxury suites, where all the lights were still on from the people who were watching the Jazz game on TV.

2000: The Window Closes

By the spring of 2000, no one wanted to admit it, but the window for a Stockton/Malone title was closing.  Shooting Guard Jeff Hornacek in particular was pretty much playing on one leg.  When the team went down 2-0 in the second round against Portland, I bought a ticket to Game 3, figuring if the Jazz were going to take one game in the series, it would be that one.  I'll never forget the fight that Hornacek put up that night, scoring 24 points almost out of pure defiance, even though he was giving up several inches, pounds and years to the two bruisers Portland was clobbering him with.  The Jazz struggled all night, but there was one brief stretch in the third quarter when a little of the old magic came back, and it felt like we might have a chance of pulling out a victory.  We wound up losing the game, but I left the arena that night with a profound respect for #14.  He retired after that season, and even though John and Karl stuck around for a couple more years, to me the Stockton to Malone Era ended that night at the Delta Center.

2004: The Underdogs

I always figured I'd stop following the NBA once Stockton and Malone retired, but as it turned out, the 2003-04 season was one of my favorite memories as a Jazz fan.  The all-knowing media predicted disaster in the wake of Stockton's retirement and Karl's defection to LA, but instead of setting the record for worst team of all time, the '03-04 Jazz finished 42-40 and only barely missed the playoffs.  In classic fashion, the rag-tag bunch of misfits, led by a spiky haired Russian named Andrei and a platoon of point guards named Raul, Carlos and Mo fought every game in the knowledge that anything less than their best effort would result in disaster.  I went to a handful of games that season thanks to a ticket package we got my dad for Christmas, which also happened to include the game where Karl returned to the Delta Center with a legally-entangled Kobe.  I booed them both lustily, of course, and the Jazz won.

2007: The Dancer

After a three-season rebuilding project, the Jazz returned to the playoffs following the 2006-07 season, led by point guard of the future Deron Williams.  It was also the first season I was a season ticket holder, having gone in with a couple of co-workers from USU who couldn't say no to the bargain basement deal Larry Miller was offering up in the upper bowl.  After a knock-down, drag-out seven game first round series with the Houston Rockets, we welcomed the Golden State Warriors for round two, fresh off eliminating the number one seeded Dallas Mavericks.  I missed the classic game when Derek Fisher flew back from New York in time to hit his legendary three-pointer, but I was in attendance for Game 5 when we clinched the series and qualified for the conference finals.  As everyone poured into the streets after the victory, the area swarmed with people honking their horns, cheering and carrying on like we'd been liberated from Nazi occupation.  As I was walking north on 400 West, I remember one guy who was so overcome with joy that he walked out into the road and stood dancing in the headlights of the bewildered pickup driver who had slammed on his brakes in confusion.

2010: The Yada Game

I'm hesitant to get too carried away in comparing this game to the comeback over the Bulls in '89, because I've been known to be premature in the past.  After all, in the wake of seeing "U-571" for the first time, I declared it to be superior to "The Hunt for Red October."  But wherever last Thursday's game winds up on the all-time list, there is no doubt that it belongs in the mix.  And as fun as it must have been to see on TV, there is no way it could possibly compare to the experience of being there in person.  The dramatic swings of being down-12 to being up-13 to watching helplessly as LeBron James steamrolled the home team on behalf of every superstar that you know would never consider playing for the Jazz were completely astounding.  And even after personally attending the Jazz-Bulls comeback, it still took a couple of seconds after Sundiata Gaines hit his miracle three and all the confetti and streamers burst from the rafters before I realized that what had happened was all real.  Best of all, with my dad there next to me, it made the whole thing feel like it had come full-circle.


1997: Riot Gear (Honorable Mention)

Naturally, the more I thought about this list the more memories came to mind.  There were a few omissions that were hard to make, and as hard as it is to justify placing another memory of a Jazz loss on my top memories list, it's harder to let this one slip entirely.  Sadly, I never got to see Stockton's iconic three over Charles Barkley to send the Jazz to the Finals for the first time, because as irony would have it I was serving as a missionary in Chicago for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints from 1995-97.  That made things especially interesting while the Jazz and Bulls were duking it out for the first time, particularly in light of Rodman's noted fondness for Mormons.  Though I couldn't see any of the games, I did get a special vantage point for one unique event.  The night the Bulls clinched the title in '97, my companion and I were riding our bikes home along 79th Street on Chicago's South Side.  The night was eerily quiet, and the only thing moving underneath the silent streetlights were the cops who were gathering on street corners in full riot gear, bracing for the inevitable victory "celebration" that was to come.  I think that single image may have defined my experience on the South Side more than any other.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Kindred Spirits

Imagine that your favorite author wrote ten books over the course of his/her entire career.  You've read each one a dozen times, and have multiple dog-eared copies of your favorite titles.

Now imagine that years down the line, well after your chosen author has hung up the quill, you splurge on a special edition anthology that puts all of those books into a single volume.  Only after buying it, you find that there are thirteen books in the collection, not ten.  Somehow you missed a couple of titles along the way.  And these aren't filler titles, either.  The new books are just as good as the ones you've been re-reading for the last two decades.  That would be pretty cool, right?

That's exactly what happened to me, only it happened with a cartoonist instead of an author.  For a well-rounded but admittedly geeky child growing up in 1980's Davis County, "The Far Side" was the ideal comic.  Gary Larson's single-panel saga was a perfect storm of zany off-the-wall drawings and oddball intellectual humor.  For years I drew inspiration from his work, and even penned my own knock-off comic in high school.  Then Larson retired in 1995*, leaving me with a wealth of well-worn Far Side Gallery collections on my shelf as a slapstick reference guide for the ages.

Then a few Christmases back, my parents got me The Complete Far Side, a massive two-volume hardbound collection to replace the paperback Galleries that were decomposing on my shelves.  When I heard the set was available, I knew I had to have it.  But little did I know that the Galleries I already had only included about two-thirds of the original comics.  When I browsed through those hardbound moniliths on Christmas morning and discovered dozens of unfamiliar comics mixed in with my favorites, I was like a little kid who had discovered boogers for the first time.

Last weekend Gary Larson made a cameo appearance on a new episode of "The Simpsons," and reminded me of what an influence my dad has been in my life.  See, I only got into "The Far Side" after my dad spent years putting Far Side calendars on his Christmas wish list.  As a microbiologist, my lab coat clad dad was an even more ideal audience for Larson than I was.  He was one of those guys who always had Far Side comics stuck on his lab door.  He was probably also one of the few people who was smart enough to understand all of Larson's jokes.

I think Dad always assumed that his background as a scientist would be passed on to his son.  It's probably been sobering for him to see that it was his sense of humor that was passed on instead.  That may have been why I had him pose in his lab coat for a portrait I shot for a class assignment, years before photography became anything close to a serious interest for me.  Actually, back in the day, my dad was really into photography, too.  Guess that's another thing I must have picked up from him.

This weekend is my dad's birthday, and as part of the festivities, last night we swung down to the arena to see the Jazz play LeBron James and the Cavs.  That's another of our traditions.  We've been going to Jazz games since Stockton hit that layup over Jordan to cap an 8-point 40 second comeback in the Salt Palace.  Considering the outcome of last night's game**, I'd say it's a pretty good tradition.

I spend a lot of space on this blog whining about my gripes with life.  In the interest of offering a little good old Fox News fair and balanced objectivity, let me just say that I've been spoiled in the parent department.

Happy Birthday, Dad.


*1995 was a rough year for comic fans.  Within twelve months after Larson called it quits, Bill "Calvin & Hobbes" Watterson and Berkeley "Bloom County/Outland" Breathed followed suit.  I seriously don't think I've read the Sunday Comics more than a dozen times since.

**The answer is, "Yes, the Yada Gains Game will get its own post."