A. Pee in your food.B. Use your debit card number to order seventeen howler monkeys off the South American black market.
C. Wind up on the jury gathered to judge your ill-advised joyride through the streets of Orem in a Sherman tank.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
The Zen of Josh: Philosophy #37
Always be courteous to fast-food drive-thru attendants. You never know when they'll:
A. Pee in your food.
B. Use your debit card number to order seventeen howler monkeys off the South American black market.
C. Wind up on the jury gathered to judge your ill-advised joyride through the streets of Orem in a Sherman tank.
A. Pee in your food.B. Use your debit card number to order seventeen howler monkeys off the South American black market.
C. Wind up on the jury gathered to judge your ill-advised joyride through the streets of Orem in a Sherman tank.
